Darren Copeland

this….

In the upcoming December issue of Men’s Health, Denver is again named the No. 1 drunkest city — and to put a capper on it, we’re the “most dangerously drunk city.”

I’m feeling kind of mixed on this one, but I’m not opposed to drinking as long as theirs no driving. Remember, if you’re gonna be a drinker, be a safe, non-obnoxious drinker, and remember to read your bible.

I must point this out…

Colorado Springs comes in as the third drunkest city.

There’s only one reason they’re #3, it’s the one we call “the Liver“.