Daily Archives: November 28, 2006

They needed a study?

For this?

Women really do talk more than men.

In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day – 13,000 more than the average man.

I was gonna show this to some women I know, but I couldn’t get a word in edgewise.

That’s o.k. though, I’m not even sure I know 20,000 words anyway.

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Alcohol makes people….


A Russian man whom police stopped for allegedly driving drunk tried to swallow his keys then bit an officer as the officer tried to retrieve them, a Russian news agency reported Tuesday.

I truthfully can’t imagine a scenario where this type of incident could happen, without the aid of alcohol.

Thank goodness alcohol only makes me more attractive.

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I love television

It lets me know what the cool kids say like…

“I love it when a plan comes together” 

I love it too Hannibal, I love it too.

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