This headline is right up the Opinion Journal’s alley.
“Trooper Shot Near Rifle”
I guess he probably would be….
Don’t worry, the trooper is resting comfortably at the hospital in stable condition.
Darren Copeland
Experience is stopping to smell the roses without getting stung by bees.
Darren Copeland 
One response to “Tailor-made for James Taranto”
That completely cracked me up too – when it came across the ticker as “shooting near Rifle has police searching for gunman”
pleased to hear the trooper will be okay and that the shooter is… ‘off the streets’